Smallville - S6E13

Crimson
First Aired: Thursday February 1, 2007

It's Valentines Day and Lois is given a special lovers concoction ... laced with red meteor rocks. When she falls for Clark and kisses him, things get a little out of hand at the Lana/Lex engagement dinner.

It's Valentines Day at the Talon when Chloe and Jimmy try to cheer up Clark. The problems start when Jimmy brings Lois along for the ride and tries to pair the two up. A woman can see Lois' pain, so she offers her a special lipstick that is laced with red kryptonite that makes her fall for the first guy she sees, which happens to be Clark. The next morning, she shows up at the Kent farm in very sexy garb and seriously comes on to Clark. He makes a quick exit to Metropolis to find Chloe. He fills Chloe in before Lois shows up and Chloe notices there definitely something wrong. She goes to investigate while Lois corners Clark and kisses him, causing the red kryptonite to take over. With zero inhibitions, Clark flaunts his power to Lois and, while making out Oliver's old loft, he notices an RSVP for the Lana/Lex engagement dinner. At the mansion, Lana talks to Lex about keeping the pregnancy away from the engagement dinner so that people won't think she is marrying him just because of the baby. When Clark and Lois crash the dinner though, Clark lets this slip while berating his loved ones before kidnapping Lois. He takes her back to his loft where he confesses his true feelings and kisses her, though she doesn't fight back. Chloe finds out from Jimmy about the concoction as well as the cure, a green kryptonite spray. Lex shows up at the loft and pulls a gun on Clark, but Clark fights it out of his hands before he can fire. Clark begins to strangle Lex to death and Lana grabs a sharp tool to strike Clark with. Martha shows up with green kryptonite just in time, but not before Lana sees what happened to the sharp tool after she stabbed Clark; it was all bent up. The next day, Lois confronts Clark but she doesn't remember anything. At the Luthor mansion, the doctor checks on Lana. He and Lex confer secretly about her "unusual" pregnancy, but everything is "going as planned." The episode ends with Lana looking at the tool that was bent on Clark.

Wow ... just, wow. At one point in the final 20 minutes, I actually had to get up and walking around trying to process what just happened. The final couple of scenes at the Luthor mansion, I actually had my jaw drop. So, what is going on with this pregnancy? Is Lex staging it somehow to make Lana want to stay with him? Or is it some type of experiment? What will Lana do with this information about Clark? The acting by Tom Welling was excellent and I just couldn't believe the stuff that was coming out of his mouth at the dinner. My only complaint about the episode was that the first half of the episode was slow. I actually groaned at the beginning because I thought this was going to be typical, Valentines Day theme episode and very boring. It was the only thing keeping this from a perfect score.

Score: 4 / 5